Thursday, August 27, 2009

Stay away from Strangers!!!

Whats a stranger?
A stranger is a person you don't know.... (Make you watch the whole thing... it keeps getting better, trust me !)

if this is somehow real....


If there is anyway this picture is real, it would make me genuinely happy.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

its time for the Perculataaa!!

What? You ain't seen the perculataa? Well you bettah see the perculataaa!



You're stepping in pepsi.

Monday, August 24, 2009

they couldn't find anyone else???

This is embarassing... Heidi Montag's performance at the Miss Universe Competition...

Friday, August 21, 2009

The Expendables Names REVEALED!



Today the names/roles of the characters from the movie the Expendables has been released, as seen on UGO

* Sylvester Stallone is Barney Ross aka The Schizo, a veteran Expendable and leader of the team.

* Jason Statham is Lee Christmas, a British-American Expendable and second in command of the team. He is a former S.A.S. soldier and expert at close quarters combat using knives

* Mickey Rourke is Tool, a former Expendable, now an arms dealer and tattoo parlor artist/owner who helps the Expendables.

* Jet Li is Bao Thao, a Vietnamese-American Expendable and an expert at hand-to-hand combat.

* Dolph Lundgren is Gunnar Jensen, a Swedish-American Expendable and expert at sniping, also a war veteran. He eventually goes a bit rogue and winds up fighting Jet Li in the film.

* Terry Crews is Hale Caesar, Bao's best friend, also a weapons specialist. He is deadly with his automatic shotgun and will serve as some of the comedy relief, though the film is said to have a ton of funny moments from everyone else as well.

* Eric Roberts is Monroe, a corrupt C.I.A. agent who is preventing the Expendables from killing General Garza.

* Steve Austin is Dan Paine, Monroe's bodyguard and a former Marine.

* Randy Couture is Toll Road, an Expendable and demolitions expert. Also deadly in close quarters.

* David Zayas is General Garza, the evil dictator.

* Arnold Schwarzenegger has a cameo role as a retired Lieutenant General of the Expendables.

* Bruce Willis has a cameo role as Church. The plans are to film Arnold, Sly, and Bruce together in Los Angeles for their scene, the first ever to have all 3 in one film.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Funniest GI JOE themed thing I've found lately!

Ok there has been tons of stuff lately playing of GI Joes recent release in theaters. Some good, some bad, but I enjoyed this one enough to post it here!



Here is the CAST! (definitely better than the actual movie!)
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
and
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper

Monday, August 10, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Riddle of the day!

Here is the riddle of the day! Comment what you think the answer is!

Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?

Its like Jay Leno's Headlines!

Here is a blog about News fails!

Probably Bad News

Some personal favorites:

"An Austrian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camoflage."

Tips to avoid alligator attacks: "Don't swim in waters inhabited by large alligators"

"Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons"


"A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer Bulletin incorrectly stated "Stolen Groceries." It should have read "Homocide"

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Capoeira KO!!!!

Yes this CAN work in a fight...

ugh...

Nobody Puts Charlyne Yi in a Corner ... not even Channing Tatum

This is pretty incredible...

<a dirty="" href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&amp;from=sp&amp;fg=MsnEntertainment_idseeitif_top2&amp;vid=304364f2-e037-48b6-9ffe-8f67ad6539b1" target="_new" title="Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi Cinemash ">Video: Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi Cinemash "Dirty Dancing"</a>

AutoTune the News Vol. 7!

Monday, August 3, 2009